Was “The Original Intent”
Copyright © 2013 by Michael A. Shea -
Whose Divine Hand Was behind the Establishment of the United States of America and our Founding Documents.
An evangelical minister and a politician arrived at Heaven’s gate one day together. And St. Peter, after doing all the necessary formalities, took them in hand to show them where their quarters would be. And he took them to a small, single room with a bed, a chair, and a table and said this was for the clergyman. And the politician was a little worried about what might be in store for him. And he couldn’t believe it then when St. Peter stopped in front of a beautiful mansion with lovely grounds, many servants, and told him that these would be his quarters.
And he couldn’t help but ask, he said, “But wait, how -
— Ronald Reagan (1911-
I Think My Dog's a Democrat -
Dealing with the squirrel problem….
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him, and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.
Woman allowed to wear spaghetti strainer in Mass. license photo-
Lindsay Miller claims the spaghetti strainer is a sign of her devotion to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a takeoff from the book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson -
Commentary: I am glad to see you are using your noodle on this one. You may ask if God has a sense of humor. The answer is yes. But we know from history God does not like to be mocked, so the best of luck here in making fun of God and organized Christian religion. Well at lest you have your crash helmet on.
“Claiming to be wise, they became fools.”
— Romans 1:22 RSV
"A young man [or woman] who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading."
— C.S. Lewis (1898 -
Democrats (& some Republican) politicians lining up for your hard earned wages!!!
(It’s a joke!!!) Ben Franklin is rumored to be behind this colorful fall joke
A Joe Biden (War On) Christmas – (Humor) -